“The Bachelor”? More like the Whiny Bitchelor…

Today was a pretty enjoyable day in the Greater Michiana area. For one, it snowed. I’m sort of tired of winter by this point, but after all the dreariness of rainy Sunday at least it looked pretty today. Erica and I took a ridiculous roundabout way to get to South Bend (and stopped at the only gas station in America without Dr. Pepper) and then met Jose at Bar Louie for lunch. We also went to Borders and laughed at that book FU Penguin. Then we went back to Berrien and met up with Seth and Charee and proceeded to drive BACK to Niles for Mexican supper. After all of this I was going to go home and Erica was going to go to her boss’s house to watch “The Bachelor” but the roads were TIRRIBLE so she didn’t go. This was too bad for her, but it was nice for me because I had a nice time hanging out and watching “The Bachelor” with her. She was even a good sport about my running commentary on the show! So much so that I will share my main points here…

Surprisingly, I don’t have any strong ethical objections to the main idea of “The Bachelor”. The common complaint is that this is NO WAY for somebody to meet their spouse. But choosing a mate is an extremely arbitrary practice that varies widely by culture…even within our own American culture there are multiple ways people meet and come to major life decisions. I don’t think it’s fair to say that meeting on a reality television show is any wackier than some of the other methods. What does bother me a little is that the program is really just masquerading as a show about two people meeting and finding love and (presumably) getting married. The contestants on “The Bachelor” aren’t REALLY competing for the right to be married to the star. They are competing to be crowned the winner of the contest.

Why am I so sure of this? Well…for one the contestants on “The Bachelor” (and to be fair I am making this judgment based on the one episode I saw and my preconceived assumptions about the show) are ALL unequivocally in love with the object of their pursuit. In the case of this season, the bachelor is a vanilla tool whose nearly every sentence is a tired cliche. He has no personality whatsoever and I have yet to decide if this is an act for the cameras or if he is…literally…THE MOST UNINTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. And while the contestants are far from fascinating, I’m just not buying that EVERY ONE OF THEM caught feelin’s on him. I’m the first to attest to the fact that familiarity can breed emotions so I wouldn’t go so far as to say that all these feelings are made up, but for them all to be head over heels in love has got to be either a network-conceived construct or just hyper-competitiveness on the part of the contestants. I mean…what are the odds that out of all the women competing for his love, not one of them would be like, “Wait a second…this guy’s kind of a chode…I’m actually not all that interested.”

Aside from all that…no beef from me. It’s your typical run-of-the-mill reality show. Don’t put too much stock in it and it is as entertaining as anything else. My suggestions for those interested in watching an episode is to approach it with a good drinking game. A good start is to drink every time the bachelor mentions that he’s “really feeling a connection” or “she’s a great girl.” I was sort of depressed by the reaction of the girl who was eliminated. She cried and cried and told the bachelor that she has never been treated this well by anyone ever before and it almost felt like she had bought into the idea that this was actually somehow about more than a TV show. And I suppose it is…I’m jus sayin.

(Coming tomorrow…I kick knowledge on Jephthah’s daughter and her accursed virginity.)

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4 Responses to “The Bachelor”? More like the Whiny Bitchelor…

  1. doctorwaffle says:

    I kind of go back and forth with the Bachelor/Bachelorette. It is really entertaining and I totally agree with your points. But then I’ll go through phases of not watching it because of contestants like the one eliminated last night. That depresses the hell out of me.

    I also stopped watching after a season where most of the contestants were younger than me.

  2. lilslik says:

    looking forward to jeph’s story about murder and bewailing one’s virginity. i was thinking one of us should start a ‘morning worship blog.’

    on brad’s defense (the bachelor), i really think he might be very shy and is awkward in front of the camera. can one really have so little personality? maybe. i do think he should have reconsidered a reality show given that he is shy. and DEFINITELY rethunk going on the show again! THUNK!

    • kerouaccat says:

      I find it highly unlikely that anyone could POSSIBLY be as uninteresting as Brad comes across. My assumption is that when they edit the show down they have FOR SOME REASON decided that they want to present him this way. My guess…they don’t want the show to be ABOUT him. It’s about the girls and their cutthroat pursuit. If Brad is presented as a real person, one (or maybe two) of these girls rises to the top and obviously clicks better than the others. By presenting him as an automaton he comes across as an objective observer, judging the girls by their individual worth. Obviously I haven’t watched the show enough to say this for sure, but this is the only logical reason I can think of that they would bring him back a second time. Either way…I’m sure the story we see on camera is just a fraction of what is really going on and I would assume if we saw EVERYTHING unfold it would be very easy to tell who he would be cutting and who would be winning.

  3. Carin says:

    lol. i have never watched the batchelor, but reading all this commentary makes me kind of want to.

    i miss winter days in michiana. maybe if i go to wisconsin we can all visit each other since we’d be so close!

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