I’m about to say fuck….(and the n word)

The worst thing about blogging is there is SOOOO MUCH TO READ. The nice thing about Facebook is that everyone posts a couple sentences a day. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeasy. But around here….every time someone updates their blog you have to read paragraphs and paragraphs. Which is ok. It is just difficult to get to everything. So I’m not going to write much today because I want you all to have more time to read the things other people are blogging about. Here are some brief thoughts:

1) Today was super fucking shitty. It was awful on all accounts. Two subs in my room. Biting. One of my little guys got pissed about nothing and was flipping out and flipping over garbage cans and shit. And then he was like, “I wonder what this exact scenario would be like if I took off my fucking shirt and did exactly what I am doing now.” So he took off his fucking shirt and did exactly what he had been doing. So now he’s shirtless and turning over garbage cans. Then I had to talk with the principal like two trillion times cause one of my kids keeps biting people. Plus I’m not even going to miss a day this week because…

2) My car will be done Friday. I’m not taking Friday off cause I have a work day and I really need that. So I’m gonna go Saturday. Meh. This is going to make for a super short night of sleep on Friday since they close at 1. And…I mean…can’t miss Freddy.

3) I can’t believe they are replacing “nigger” with “slave” in Huck Finn. This is so fucking stupid. More later.

4) I felt that Jon Stewart handled his first show after the Arizona shooting extremely well.

5) I wanna party with all of you. Thirty years are down. MAYBE fifty to go? Point is…we should all be enjoying ourselves right now.

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5 Responses to I’m about to say fuck….(and the n word)

  1. doctorwaffle says:

    I heard that Jon Stewart’s show was really good, but I haven’t watched it yet. Sounds like I should add it to my list?

    Also, about frickin time they finished your car. That’s excellent news.

    • kerouaccat says:

      Meh…I don’t know if I would go out of my way to watch it. If it is worth watching it is worth watching just for the uniqueness of it. The first sequence was basically just a monologue…an extremely awkward monologue which was really all it could have been. I feel like a few years ago Stewart would have stooped into the mudslinging blame Palin shit…and I’m not saying that isn’t a relevant argument…just not an appropriate one two days after the incident. Instead he basically spent eight minutes talking about how he had no idea what to say. I think it is a testament to his increased legitimacy as a serious force in rational American political coverage. Then he came back from the commercial break and showed a two year old piece about senior citizens having sex in Florida.

  2. lilslik says:

    Ann “the whore” Arbor has decided to release your car at the most inconvenient time possible. This is so annoying.

    If you want, you could probably stay in my apt Friday night to make a shorter drive on Saturday. I won’t be there, which means there’s a giant comfortable bed for you to sleep in with 2 adoring kitties.

    I think since we are changing words, etc, the dictionary should change the definition of Chaos to: Mike Denslow’s student flipping over trash cans without his shirt on while other students are biting one another.

  3. chareelouise says:

    You can also stay with us Friday night if you want…we have to leave Sat. morning to go to Seth’s dad’s 60th b-day party.

    Sorry about your shitty day, sounds like you had your hands full.

    Whose brilliant idea was it to change nigger to slave? That doesn’t even make sense within the context of the book?

  4. kerouaccat says:

    Thanks for the hospitality guys. I’m most likely going to just head up Saturday morning since I have Friday plans. And if I do break down and leave Friday I will prolly just go the whole way and stay with my cousins.

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